Sports my way

I need to get posting because my new friend and inspiration for blogging is leaving me in the dust. My school friends and I are watching the UT-Alabama game. Why is football so blah? I mean, I wish that all sports could be like movie sports. Football can be made interesting to me in movies...

...when put in the context of historical racial inequity and civil rights

...when the underdog gets his life-long dream

...when little wimpy kids, a tomboy, and young Devon Sawa beat out the team with crazy extra-Y chromosome dog-child team.

Honestly, sports in real life should just be like one of my all-time favorite make-me-cry movies, "A League of Their Own." I mean, what is more charming than women playing baseball...

...in cute little skirt dresses...

...singing...

...dancing...

...being a woman...

...angst...

...older people looking back in time... (If we have learned anything from The Notebook this is a recipe for success.)

...Tom Hanks, Madonna, Gina Davis, Rosie O'Donnell...

...the answer is nothing. Fin.

"Hey Kit, lay off of the high ones."

"I like the high ones."

"Mule!"

"Nag!"

That's for you sis.